My dear BFF, Christin Kuretich, says she enjoys my novels. But one day, she admitted that they're... well, a little too gory for her. So I promised that I'd send an abridged version of my next book so that she can enjoy it without reaching for the sick bag. Here then, for the very first time, is the complete text of my next novel, Severance Package, not due to be published until Fall 2007 at the earliest, with all of the bloody stuff edited out. Enjoy!
Severance Package
(The Christin Kuretich Edit)
by Duane Swierczynski
The
and
or... but
therefore
sunlight
Chainsaw
building
"Oh, wow, those are some seriously ripe oranges, my friend," she said, as she
The
Or
However
"In light of this fact, I think our best move would be to...."
The exploding pickle complete drenched his...
Actually
The fact is
The
The
and
"I never knew a human heart could look like that."
And they all jumped on the trampoline, their spirits soaring, wondering if it was time yet to serve the cotton candy--the big, hot, fluffy pink sugar-coated dreamsnack of their collective futures. "Let's draw pictures, too!" she said, smiling.
THE END
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